Rolling Stone

Things have been pretty hectic lately, I’ve had 18 flights in the last 2 months and I’m still not done.  Next week I’m going for my last set of MBA interviews at ISB in Hyderbad.  I think it’s safe to say after the 800 interviews we’ve done in the last 6 weeks, I can now accurately gauge the level of talent of the top students in India.  These dudes (and chicks) are all ridiculously smart academically, in order to get into the IIM’s (the top B schools), you need to literally be in the 99.9th percentile.  What’s amazing though is how little they know outside of their immediate studies.  It seems like so much emphasis is placed on studying for the exams, that they have no time (or desire) to learn what’s going on the industry.  One of the major difference between the students here and in the U.S. – there’s no concept of being well-rounded.  So few people had an understanding of topics not covered in their curriculum (but essential to our business) like internet advertising, emerging trends on the web,  and traffic monetization – out of 800 we only gave a handful of offers,

Outside of work I agreed to volunteer at an elementary school for slum kids.  One of the things that’s really tough about living here is seeing extreme poverty everywhere.  Kids/women/old people living on the streets, coming up, asking for handouts.  It’s hard to say no, but I’ve heard a lot of stories and how you never know where that money is going (a la the intentionally blinded kid in Slumdog).  I try to hand out food whenever I have it, but my goal was to do something a little more meaningful to give back while I’m here.  I planned to go in this past Saturday and give my first basketball lesson.  On Friday I get a call, “we’re really excited that you’re coming in tomorrow, just wanted you to know, there’s no balls and no hoops.”  Hmm, makes my job a bit tough.  I was pretty nervous about the whole thing, but it ended up being a lot of fun and way easier then I expected.  There was an Aussie guy teaching english, I just helped him out a bit, reading and talking to the kids.  They were all really attentive and excited:

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Afterwords, I had brought two basketballs, and just did some basic passing games and dribbling races:

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The kids loved it and were all asking me, when I was coming back next.  One of the things that took me by surprise was that the school is segregated between Muslims and Hindus.  They don’t have classes together and the kids (from the little I saw), don’t really interact.   They said they are planning on integrating the school, but it was still unexpected, especially since Hindus and Muslims seem to be in such close contact and proximity everywhere else.  All in all though, it was a really good experience and I hope I can keep at it.

Tomorrow is Holi – I’ll be going to a friend’s apartment with some super soakers full of colors.  Will post some pics tomorrow (assuming my camera makes it out alive…)

3 Month Recap

So I’ve been in Mumbai for about 3 months now. They say it takes that long to acclimate to a new job, I think the same can be said about getting used to a new place. Surprisingly, I’ve started to feel at home here. A lot of things that bothered me when I first moved here (pollution, heat, vegetarian food), I’ve pretty much gotten used to (alright I still sweat a lot a crave bacon).

Generally my life is pretty awesome.  I work my ass off (today was my 19th consecutive work day), but I like my job so it’s been cool. I’ve been doing a lot of recruitment flying around the country visiting the top business schools.  It’s great talking to the top students here, but grueling.  We’ve done about 400 interviews in the last 2 weeks and have about 300 more in the next week.  Intense.  Sometime soon I’m gonna write a post on things not to do in an interview (like repeatedly emphasize your dance skills, or force your interviewer to read 3 of your poems – true story).

I’ve met a lot of really good people, and go out whenever I can.  I’ve started pluggin’ into the Yahoo and Facebook Bombay expat groups though I haven’t attended any events yet.  Not sure how I feel about that whole scene (seems kinda weird  to come all the way to India to hang out with other “westerners”).

Sometimes I feel like a minor celebrity.  I went unannounced to the bank last week, introduced myself to the branch manager, his response, “yes I know who you are.”  Kinda creepy, though in my ‘hood there aren’t too many non-Indians around.

Anyone knows me knows my favorite thing is eating, followed closely by playing basketball.  I’ve been playing ball a few times a week and finally made the official Andheri West YMCA team!  We played in a tournament last week, where we won two games but lost in the quarter finals.  My first game we won easily against the Mumbai police (though as my dad warned: “beating the police team may have it’s own dangers”).  We then proceeded to get smoked by the Maharashtra Railway.  Apparently these guys “work” in the sports department, are recruited to the company cause of their athletic skills and get to play ball 8 hours a day (note to self: get a job at the railway).  We had a crowd of 100 or so people which was the biggest crowd I’ve played in front of.  I also got heckled a bit which is awesome (I’ve always wanted to be heckled).

Though I haven’t been studying as much as I should, my hindi is getting better.  I can at least pick out words in conversations and say really basic sentences (Hahm kab party jayenge?  When are we going to the party?)  It’s almost time for another poem…  Any time I try to say anything in Hindi people get a huge kick out of it (probably cause I make at least 3 mistakes).  My goal is to be able to tell a good joke and not only have people understand what I’m saying but also laugh, so far I’ve been wildly unsuccessful.

Finally I’ve decided to give back to the community and get involved in some sort of volunteer work.  I met with a group Atma, and in our conversation they randomly mentioned they want to start an after school basketball program close to where I live.  Perfect!  I can do that.  I’m meeting with some people next week to get it going.

I’ve been super busy but I think my time will free up soon.  I will continue to try and write weekly.  In case you don’t hear from me, you can always follow my alternate persona “the chef” at the other blog and twitter.

Till next time… main snanalay mein gatha hoon (I sing in the bathroom).

Only in India…

I just returned for 2 trips, first to Goa for New Years, then to Israel for my cousins wedding. The trips were complete opposites though I enjoyed them both very much, Goa was one long party, and Israel was (mostly) wholesome QT with the fam.

Goan highlights included:

hammerheads for sale:

cows on the beach:

and awesome parties:

This morning I arrived back in India, decided to take a prepaid taxi to my apartment (not sure if this is cheaper or more expensive then using the meter). The guy told me the price was 250 rs, then charged me 240 and handed me a receipt for 220.  What I got a real kick out of though, was the second bullet point on the receipt:

In case of breakdown on the way driver will arrange another taxi for onward journey and pay part fare to next driver”

Only in India…

The Events of the Last Few Days

I stay in the Northern Suburbs of Mumbai, about an hour from downtown where the terrorist attacks of the last few days occurred and left over 150 people dead and many more injured.  The last few days I’ve stayed holed up in my apartment and the office (3 blocks away), and aside from ruining my thanksgiving dinner plans, I’ve been largely unaffected.  It will take some time to put together all the pieces and figure out how and why this happened.  I’m not one of political commentary but here are some observations:

  • I haven’t been downtown since, but everyone’s saying the streets are empty.  This is inconceivable in a city of over 15 million people.  Even up here the roads are not car to car with traffic, for the first time since I’ve been here.
  • People are complaining about the slow response time of the Indian government. I’m not sure why this ordeal took over 3 days, maybe it had to do with fear for the hostages or the inexperience of the local police rushing in.  What I’m wondering though is how is it that the anti-terrorism squad chief and commissioner of police were killed within the first few hours of the operation?  While I don’t know anything about them, and I’m sure they are hero’s and extremely brave, if you are in a position of command, isn’t it your job to lead your forces and not rush into battle?  Could the poor response have something to do with confusion over who was giving orders?  This is total speculation.
  • This is a really great article describing the importance of the Taj to Mumbai and it’s people.
  • It’s awesome to hear about the bravery of the hotel staff.
  • With India’s general elections coming up in May, the recent attacks throughout India have set off speculation that national security will be the campaign focus and shift the political landscape.  I don’t know anything about local politics, but I just hope that people here do not elect hawkish leaders, who are jumping at the opportunity to go to war with Pakistan.
  • My brothers in Israel tried to convince me to come to there for a few days till things blow over.  I never thought that I would consider going to Israel to escape terrorism.
  • Lastly, it’s amazing the power the new media outlets (Twitter, Wikipedia, Blogs) have at disseminating information.  I was following the Mumbai Twitter channel before any of the major news outlets caught wind of the situation.  There is something hypnotic about reading first hand accounts mixed in with people’s reactions of the traditional media news accounts.  While this is definitely great and a step in the right direction towards empowering the masses, it is also extremely dangerous.  People were tweeting information that blatantly wasn’t true and had potential to cause panic (not that this is any different from the incorrect accounts reported by the sensationalist, traditional news outlets).  I was also shocked at how quickly the wikipedia page for the event was put it up and how well researched and referenced it was (sourced from over 130 accounts).

My friend Mary is currently living abroad in Thailand (and experiencing a coup first-hand).  In a recent post, she asks, “What is going on in the world? Or am I just seeing it with wider-open eyes by virtue of my location outside of my home country? Tragedies are occurring around the world with alarming frequency, but perhaps we don’t pay attention unless our loved ones are affected? Is this part of what we seek when we travel and live abroad – an expanded perspective that can only be obtained as an eyewitness to such occurrences?”  While I’ve only been in Mumbai a month, consider my perspective expanded.  Over the last few days family, friends, colleagues in India around the world have all shown extreme concern and support.  Often overcoming difficult situations leads to a renewed appreciation of what you have.  Thank you all for your kind words over the last few days, please continue to stay in touch.

Every Tom, Dick and Harry…

People here use really antiquated, ambiguously British phrases, here’s a short sampling I’ve recently heard:

  • When I miss a shot in basketball people yell out, hard luck! A good shot is lovely!
  • I’m often asked, What’s your good name sir?
  • When Indians refer to their hometown it’s called their native place
  • Older, unrelated people are often referred to as Aunty and Uncle
  • Fortnight is used frequently (I still have no idea what this is and refuse to look it up)
  • Men are referred to as gents
  • We have guys who take care of logistical stuff who are called office boys and peons
  • Saw this on a resume I recently checked out: Born on the 17th day of July, Nineteen Hundred and Eighty
  • And my personal favorite: Every Tom, Dick and Harry was at the restaurant.  This one especially doesn’t make sense since wherever it is they are referring to, there is undoubtedly no Tom, Dick or Harry present.

Tomorrow I’m starting Hindi lessons and very excited.  Here’s a short email I got from a tutor I contacted:

Hi Amit
It seems you are an Indian.Why do you want to learn Hindi?Lets know then accordingly we will arrange.
Regards,
Sandhya

Breaking all the rules…

Since I’ve been here I’ve had to break two fundamental rules that were drilled into my head from early childhood:

1.  Don’t eat with your hands (unless you are at Medieval Times in which case you are required to mercilessly rip chicken apart and demand more beer from your wench) – Eating with your hands is the norm, very satisfying and way more efficient (except when eating rice).

2.  Don’t call people “Indians” (They’re Native Americans!) – I constantly pause before I refer to people as Indians, in fear that I am going to accidentally offend someone’s cultural heritage.

On a totally unrelated note, they have cricket batting cages here:

why im moving to india

a few months ago i was feeling stuck.  i started plateauing at my job, my social life was fun but unfulfilling and my only hobbies were ballin’, readin’ and drinkin’.  i was restless.  i traveled a lot growing up and always wanted to live abroad.  on a whim i started researching agile software companies, interactive agencies and fast growing companies in india.  i emailed the ceo’s directly letting them know i was motivated, charismatic and relentless.  i setup a few interviews and bought a plane ticket.  i was there for two weeks, had 7 interviews and accepted an offer in mumbai.

my short trip to india reinforced my desire to go there.  sure it was dirty, crowded and i almost died every time i crossed the street, but there is a huge amount of energy and excitement.   sometimes when you get to a place it just feels right – i felt an immediate connection to mumbai and the people i met there.  also the ability to travel in the region (i have friends in vietnam and thailand) was particularly appealing.

why india?  as india continues to play a more important role in the global economy i figured the experience gained working there and the connections id be able to make, will one day prove invaluvable.  culturally i’ve always been fascinated by india and out of the worlds largest emerging economies (BRIC), it’s the only one where language isn’t really a barrier.  obtaining a work visa (with a u.s. passport) is also easy.  finally there’s an amateur basketball scene, a prerequisite for any place i would consider living.

hello worldl

setting up this blog is something ive wanted to for a while  all the posts before this, i wrote for my previous company and just ported them over with their original dates.  moving forward im gonna try to write a lot more.  the main focus is web technology, though im moving to india at the end of october, and plan to record and share my experiences from there… enjoy